Limericks
By Catherine, age 24, England, United Kingdom
There was a small gerbil called Max
Who couldn't ever relax
He drank lots of beer
And took lots of gear
But still worried on about tax.
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Once lived a woman called Freja
Who frequently dabbled with Ouija
Though scaring her senseless
And left quite defenceless
Another past-time did not wager.
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A serpent was named Aristotle
Known to be fond of the bottle
He drank lots all day
Before home he would sway
With no limbs to press down on the throttle
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A second moon hid made of cheese
But dairy-free people displease
So crescent of cheddar
Goes redder and redder
Kept for 'nother time in deep freeze
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A wizard from South Korea
Had issues with arising fear
At dusk every day
And causing dismay
A tarantula always came near.
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Some guy from Abinger Hammer
Spoke with a dominant stammer
He just sounded nervous
Causing listeners disservice
At least trim with his usage of grammar.
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A peacock from Ashby-de-la-Zouch
Had less personality than a couch
He flailed wild his feathers
At all get-togethers
Which concealed the fact he's a grouch.
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A stone age man from Beercrocombe
Waylaid with ideas for designing his tomb
Had preoccupation with a sarcophagus
But a burning sensation in his esophagus
Meant his own demises ideas had no longer room.
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Life in Chapel en le frith
Was seeped in fantasy and doused with myth
Dragons flew and caped beings drifted
Any laws and such were lifted
Beyond the cliff.
